Single Process Blonde or Double Process Blonde?

I don't know what that means, either. but all i know that Bergdorf Blondes is the awesomest chick lit you can ever encounter. i totally recommend it, but i don't know how will you ever find the book. anyways, here's my favourite parts:

1. "Oh, easy! I've got a new watertight method of selection. If you use the same criteria to choose a man that you would when choosing a handbag, i gurantee you will find one that suits you perfectly," she explained.

Jolene's theory is that a man has many wonderful things in common with a handbag, like the fact that there's a wait list for the best ones. Some are 2 weeks(college boys and LLBean totes), some are 3 years(funny men and alligator Hermes Birkin bags). Even if you are on the whole list for the whole 3 years, another woman with a superior claim can jump the line. Jolene says you have to hide a really sexy one or your best friend will borrow it without telling you. Her main concern is that without one, a girl looks underdressed.

2. Who wouldn't forget they hadn't had sex in 3 weeks at the Bergdorf salon? That place is sex.

3. I think Eduardo was just about the perfect man. He wore more Malo cashmere than an entire mountain of goats.

4. When anyone disagrees with Julie it means they have issues, and when Julie disagrees with her shrink it's because he's the one with the real issues.

When I once suggested to Julie that maybe her issues would eventually be resolved she replied, " God, I hope not. I'd be so uninteresting if I was just rich and not screwed up about it." Without her issues, she said, " I'd be a personality-free zone."

5. " I totally get it," said Lara. " But is it okay to watch the movie of the booi if you haven't got time to read the book of the book?"

6. " No," said Lara. " you're the prettiest."

" No way. You're the prettiest," said Jolene.

" You are!" said Lara.

" Okay girls. Let's just be honest, " interrupted Julie. " I'm the prettiest, but we can't award the Dolce and Gabbana gift certificate to ourselves, so let's get on and choose the winner."