kena lovestruck baybeh.

hello there darlings, meet.....

HENRY GOLDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)))))))))))

(can i hear someone say mamamia?)

who is he??? for people who watch 8tv, you see him on 8tv quickie all the time. he's a homebased English hairstyled-turned-tv host, and man, he's SUPER hot! he's cute and has a british accent plus he's english mix malaysian.

for now, moi is officially smitten. by no one but him.

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the problem is, why can't i add him in facebook? why? why??? why??!!

ta, off to dreams&fantasies land<3

money-faced for now.

different country, different people, different culture. so since this is an ox year, i came across this article in the paper about how cows are treated in all countries. like i said, through how the cows are treated the citizens and the country is reflected. can't say the same for you, sueann.

1. Americans: 2 cows, 1 sold for a bull in exchange. the two reproduce; farmer gets rich, retiring early.


2. Chinese: 2 cows, sold one, the other one forced to produce 4 cows worth of milk; the cow dies, the dude dies of starvation.


3. German: 2 cows, undergoes physical training, produces twice the milk daily, lives for a 100 years, and squeezes its own milk.


4. Japanese: 2 cows, undergoes genetic transformation, with one tenth of its original weight, produces ten times the milk, and turns into a anime cartoon, Cowkemon.


5. French: 2 cows, untouched, because everyone's busy quitting their jobs and asking for 3 cows from the government instead.


6. British: 2 cows, gone mad.


7. Russians: 2 cows, no, 4 cows; drink a little vodka.....8 cows.


8. Malaysians(1): 2 cows, milk extracted by 200 people; the government reports' no malaysians are jobless.'


9. Malaysians(2): 2 cows, made for dinner at the Parliament for the officers to share.

Officer A: Locals are not tender enough, must buy Australian calves.

Officer B: 2 aren't enough, get 4 next time.

Officer C: Curry style is not so flavourful, try rendang next time.

10. Indians are the best: 2 cows, are considered sacred and holy, thus worshipped all around.

cheers. moo~

so.

its been an hour since i got back from tg. sepat; wasn't even tired since i always sleep abnormally during holidays:) and so, like i always learn stuff everytime when i leave home (i learn NOTHING when i'm at home, but it doesnt mean my parents never taught me):

1. LITTLE GIRLS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM ON THE OUTSIDE. shoot. i shoulda learnt that a loooonnnggg time ago:(
2. NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN GOODOLD KAMPUNG FOOD:))))) even if the dishes repeats itself every year. but man, their fried chicken is like the best wey. THE BEST:)
3. EVEN PARENTS DON'T LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY ARE OUTSIDE. they. are. creators. of. many. little. frankensteins.
4. NEVER RARE PETS IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY HOLD THEM. i know of this little frankenstein friend who just so happened to be fascinated by terrapins and yet be terrified at the same time too. warning content: if you get easily disturbed by horror or gore, please do not read the following. using a toothbrush to scrub the poor terrapin, she pins it to the floor to stop it from moving. then she pushes its head into its shell so it won't bite her (btw, terrapins never bite.). after scrubbing the shell, she pins it to the floor again and push it to the tank instead of holding the shell and lifting it up. then, after putting it on the tank cover, she quickly lowers it down. barely reaching the bottom, she mercilessly throws it down with a loud clang. you see what i mean by now? i was muttering animal abuse all the way. how silly of the terrapins to not commit suicide, they're better off that way...
5. IF YOU SEE GOOEYGOOEY WHITE SUBSTANCE ON A PIECE OF MEAT, ITS FAT. i never realised that until my mom told me to scrape that thing off. i was traumatised for hours.
6. ITS LUCKY TO BE A CHINESE KID. not many non-working students get to have yearly income, although its not enough to fulfil personal expenses(duh.). still, it gives you something to say hallelujah about, right?:)
7. NEVER LEND YOUR INSECT REPELLANT TO KIDS. some frankensteins think that repellants are their skin itch personal miracle. don't worry, i nearly murdered some kids after that:)
8. I STILL DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GUTS TO LIGHT A CRACKER. well at least i did pull one. but that was during christmas. and only because it didn't create sparks. besides, i'm not risking having one arm blasted off, thankyouverymuch.
9. ITS UNBELIEVABLY COOL TO MARRY AN AHMOLANG. no offense to guys of other race, but to find a guy who is not kiamsiap, kiasu, kiasi, eat dogs orotherfunnystuff, outdoorsy, adventurous, educated, financially able, free of addictives and mostly christian; hello?! (and i'm also talking about 'generally', here.) and im not personally siding ahmolangs like i have a fetish, but i have 2 female relatives who have husbands who take them around the world and they're having the time of their life. i don't see many asians who have high ambitions like that. and look, i never ever said just because they were cute.
10. I'VE MANAGED TO ADOPT EXCELLENT PARENTING AND MEN SKILLS. that is, to get your kids in the right shape and to find a good guy. no offense, but seeing many failures and rare successes, with God i can say we both are content about my future.
11. oh and one last thing, THOSE CHINESE KIDS WHO SING CNY SONGS IN TV HAVE DIFFERENT CUTE FACES AND PRERECORDED VOICES. and the rest is history.

i'm pretty satisfied with my trip and the angpow money of course:D and once again, thanks God. for letting me learn something non academic:))))

san tai kin hong, people.

GOODNESSGRACIOUS:)

indeed my goodness i have just tasted the best nasilemak that definitely won't have any contenders to contend to. of course, i indeed HAVE worried about eating unhealthy, especially at night:)

but no worries. its chinese new year!!! kong xi kong xi......:)))

oi.

wow. and i thought i was going to lose my blog again. for those people who thought they had to link me again, paiseh.

anyways yesterday i went to this stupid tai thong chinese restaurant for a half reunion dinner. i clarify i'm not a negative thinker or a potty mouthed person, but the whole thing was just plain stupid.

stupid place that have limited parking space. stupid waitress that dropped our piece of lime, said 'S'CUSE' rudely ( the staff there were all either highschool dropouts or just teens working for the money. seriously. and since this is a chinese restaurant, you know what people you gonna get.), and served our dessert all over the place, literally. worse food than last time, except for the sharkfin soup that is fake anyway.

oh, and the worse part is: one of our 2 booked tables contain many men who came to have alcohol as food. drank like water, seriously. and we ended watching these red-faced coarse looking chinese men shouting a couple of expletives, causing many to stare across our direction.

seriously, why did my uncle had to invite them over? and why do people have to ABUSE alcohol? alcohol is supposed to make the atmosphere cheerful and merry, but generally chinese men just HAD to make it nearly into an orgy (i'm not kidding, but i swear i saw one guy lifting his shirt up for the whole world to see his belly. all in a swanky looking chinese restaurant.).

well at least i was a black hole that day, drinking cheap wine and making the best out of abalones. oh, and if anyone haven't read my facebook profile yet, i relished my thoughts like this:

' Candice is publicly shamed for not being able to tell between an abalone and a ginger slice. she gets revenge by using a CLEAN communal spoon in a public dish.'

they all were using saliva coated chopsticks, i kid you not. i find myself getting more 'ahmolang'nised every single day.

gong hei fatt choy, everyone.