different country, different people, different culture. so since this is an ox year, i came across this article in the paper about how cows are treated in all countries. like i said, through how the cows are treated the citizens and the country is reflected. can't say the same for you, sueann.
- Americans: 2 cows, 1 sold for a bull in exchange. the two reproduce; farmer gets rich, retiring early.
- Chinese: 2 cows, sold one, the other one forced to produce 4 cows worth of milk; the cow dies, the dude dies of starvation.
- German: 2 cows, undergoes physical training, produces twice the milk daily, lives for a 100 years, and squeezes its own milk.
- Japanese: 2 cows, undergoes genetic transformation, with one tenth of its original weight, produces ten times the milk, and turns into a anime cartoon, Cowkemon.
- French: 2 cows, untouched, because everyone's busy quitting their jobs and asking for 3 cows from the government instead.
- British: 2 cows, gone mad.
- Russians: 2 cows, no, 4 cows; drink a little vodka.....8 cows.
- Malaysians(1): 2 cows, milk extracted by 200 people; the government reports' no malaysians are jobless.'
- Malaysians(2): 2 cows, made for dinner at the Parliament for the officers to share.
Officer A: Locals are not tender enough, must buy Australian calves.
Officer B: 2 aren't enough, get 4 next time.
Officer C: Curry style is not so flavourful, try rendang next time.
10. Indians are the best: 2 cows, are considered sacred and holy, thus worshipped all around.
cheers. moo~
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